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Finding Faith — In Ourselves
“As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.”
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Have you ever actually heard yourself complaining about how you can’t do something?
I have…and it wasn’t pretty. But it made for a funny story!
I delivered a presentation a few years ago, at a women’s business networking event, that was partly based on that story. But I rather surprised myself in the question and answer period afterwards.
My presentation was entitled, “The Electric Jello Story — Turning I Can’t Into I CAN…and I Will.”
The first part of my talk was the sordid tale from my party days about a stagette gone awry. I had overindulged in some electric jello shooters 🙁 and had been sent home from the bar early. But when the girls tried to awaken me from my drunken slumber in the wee hours of the morning, so that I could buzz them up to the apartment — I wanted no part of being woken up, thank you very much.
Nor could I seem to figure out which button to push on the damn intercom to let them in the foyer.
Unfortunately, my repeated wails of, “I can’t,” — in the most whining and pathetic tone imaginable — was recorded on the answering machine. Much to my chagrin…
